Boil lasagna noodles in lightly salted water until al dente.
Once done, drain the noodles and keep them aside for later.
Time for meat! Brown pork and beef in a deep skillet.
Add all your lovely flavors to the cooking meat, including tomato sauce, crushed tomatoes, parsley, garlic, oregano, onion, sugar, basil, and a dash of salt.
Simmer this heavenly mixture on medium-low heat. Stir occasionally.
While simmering, combine cottage cheese, eggs, parmesan, salt, and pepper in a large bowl.
Layer two rows of noodles in a 9×13″ dish.
Top noodles with half cheese mixture, mozzarella, and sauce. Repeat.
Ready to bake? Cover with foil and go into the oven for 30 to 40 minutes.
Take off the foil. Bake for another 5-10 minutes.
Be patient! Let the lasagna stand for 10 minutes before you dive in.